I want some mendel, son

What does a sister have to do to get some brie around here? I went to Safeway yesterday and was tempted to buy a triangle slab of brie but it felt melted. Is that the way it's supposed to be? There's frost on my car and I have to plan for spring. May will be busy with travel. My work wants me to go to Providence for a conference so we non-profiteers can have a face-to-face meeting. Why can't we just do conference calls? I like taking calls while wearing my tracksuit and secretly sending emails. I want my cheese firm and my conference calls short. That's all I'm saying.