weird science
Mike and I rented a storage unit this weekend to free up some space for the baby. The owner asked when I'm due and I told her April 29th. She shook her head and said, "No. April 23rd." This happens a lot. Whenever I tell someone my due date, I get different predictions.
"I think it'll be April 24th. Eight pounds, three ounces." -- My sister-in-law.
"Make it May 6th and you won't have to get me a birthday gift." -- My husband.
"No, it'll be May 3rd." -- Hobo, down the street, right side of the road.
"I think it'll be April 24th. Eight pounds, three ounces." -- My sister-in-law.
"Make it May 6th and you won't have to get me a birthday gift." -- My husband.
"No, it'll be May 3rd." -- Hobo, down the street, right side of the road.
2 Comments:
Opinions are like assholes, unfortunately, my dear. Everyone's got one, but no one really wants to hear it spew.
Lilly
April 28 - Aunti Jan's Birthday
May 1st - Lei Day in Hawaii
May 5th - Boys Day in Japan
May 14th - Mother's Day
May 24th - Arlene's Birthday
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