a conversation with my brother

George: Is mom there?

Me: No, Mom's not here. She won't be here until Monday.

George: Tell her I called.

Me: May I tell her what this is regarding?

George: No.

Me: Can I tell her you're a half-dork, then?

George: No.

Me: Can I tell her you're a full-dork?

George: You know your baby is going to look like me.