The Devil Wears Target
Recently, I've spoken to two people whom I haven't seen since back in the day. I would drink jaggermiester and yell at strangers while my body was half-suspended through an open car window. During both times, I was stumped as to how to summarize what's happened in the past few years without being equally as dull as a mono-syallabic recap: Wife. Grad. Mom.
"So what have you been up to?" He asks.
"Oh, nothing much." [Here's when my eyes beam in direction of surgically attached stroller] "You know. Same old. Same old."
And the other person hugged me but was obviously waaay more into the hug I was. I hug like a limp fish. What was I supposed to do? Ask for a re-hug and instead body slam him in round two? This is why I hate greeting people. I never know when to extend my hand or plant a kiss on the cheek or perform a grinding hip snuggle.
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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my new favorite show. I love tonight's quote:
"That doesn't unbang your mom. You've got to do something worse."
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And now, pictures!
Diapers are the new horse's head. Let this be a warning to anyone (i.e. HUSBAND) who dares hide the remote control so I do not find out what VH1's second most freaky concert moment is.
Laundry: what soothes the savage beast.
Don't go into the flash, Carol Ann.
You and me both, bud.
"So what have you been up to?" He asks.
"Oh, nothing much." [Here's when my eyes beam in direction of surgically attached stroller] "You know. Same old. Same old."
And the other person hugged me but was obviously waaay more into the hug I was. I hug like a limp fish. What was I supposed to do? Ask for a re-hug and instead body slam him in round two? This is why I hate greeting people. I never know when to extend my hand or plant a kiss on the cheek or perform a grinding hip snuggle.
--
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is my new favorite show. I love tonight's quote:
"That doesn't unbang your mom. You've got to do something worse."
--
And now, pictures!
Diapers are the new horse's head. Let this be a warning to anyone (i.e. HUSBAND) who dares hide the remote control so I do not find out what VH1's second most freaky concert moment is.
Laundry: what soothes the savage beast.
Don't go into the flash, Carol Ann.
You and me both, bud.
7 Comments:
awww he is such a cutie. i love the last pic lol.
"I was stumped as to how to summarize what's happened in the past few years without being equally as dull as a mono-syallabic recap: Wife. Grad. Mom."
I am sooo guilty of this! Mine goes, Army Wife. Mother. Student.
Girl, you crack me up!!! I never know how to greet people either. "I hug like a limp fish." MEEE TOO! LOL
Thanks, Donna. I am glad I am not the only one!
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That makes three of us.
Nice pictures!
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