from the abundance of the fart, the mouth speaks

So I'm walking behind my mother in the hallway when she lets out the most potent Chernobyl fart ever. She realizes then that I've been a pace behind so she starts coughing like that's what she had meant to do but it came out the other end.

Great. I have a mother who coughs out of her ass. That's okay I guess. I talk out of mine.