Why you wouldn't want to eat all my cookies, pin it on me and subsequently get into a spat...

...especially with some lame line like, "You're going to get it," because here I was with the comeback of the year:

"Oh, are you going to give it to me, like you gave it to those cookies?!?!"

Aww yeah. Bring it.

And while you're on your way, pick me up a box of Newman O's.