A letter to Mona of Two Days Ago

Dear Mona of Two Days Ago,

I know you had a great idea to get a picture of yourself jumping. But, you have junk in the trunk and gravity working against you. You can always call this photo your homage to Unsolved Mysteries, greatest show about unsolved mysteries (that title was so fitting!). Why would someone think that she could be suspended in mid-air long enough for a photo? We'll never know.



Love,
Future Mona