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Monday, November 5

casual day

high school

Here are the most asexual uniforms ever. Our chests imploded under the vests and the pleated skirts fanned out like drawn movie theater curtains. As if I didn't have enough issues with my body, I had to strap myself into this polyester get-up every morning and assure myself that as long as I could use my tongue to tie a cherry stem into a knot, someone would want me. At least I would be fun at parties.

Casual Day came once a year, like the Christmas we weren't allowed to have because the school said Jesus was not born in December and Santa Claus was pagan. Also pagan: the Easter Bunny and Barney.

Casual Day also coincided with my goth phase, so instead of wearing my black penguin suit, I wore a long black skirt and a puffy white blouse. I completed the outfit with an ankh, heavy eyeliner, and a moral compass that pointed to the darkside.

And when I wasn't scrawling long odes to my pain--oh the abyssmal, unique teen pain--I was yelling, "CIRCLE JERK!" at cameras long before my friends knew what that meant.

If I didn't have photographic proof, would you believe me?

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3 Comments:

Blogger Deece said...

Other than you, I can point out one other girl - Jen. But the girl who is second from the left looks a little like Emily C.

You teenage angst was expressed through goth clothing and heavy eyeliner...mine through baggy clothes, bandanas, and heavy eyeliner.

11/05/2007 11:47:00 PM  
Blogger Deece said...

um, "Your", not "you".

11/05/2007 11:49:00 PM  
Blogger Butrfly Garden said...

Seriously...do you have any pics of you dressed goth? That's awesome.

I would have freaked out having to wear uniforms. Though it might have saved me from those awkward first few months of high school when I learned that the "Save the planets" t-shirts were no longer "cool."

11/06/2007 03:58:00 AM  

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