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Saturday, January 5

Mona and the Real Girl

I found this bizarre documentary about men who buy Real Dolls (link via Jonniker) and as is my wont with crazy internet stumble-upons, I must tell everyone even though I've learned my lesson from the Christmas newsletter disaster. Who knew people weren't interested in 2girls1cup?* Yeah, sorry about that, Mom.

I felt immediately creeped out by the intensity of these one-way relationships. One guy had to send his doll to a "doll doctor" because the limbs had become loose and he squealed, "I miss her already!" One guy had EIGHT dolls and didn't have enough storage for all of these big-breasted monstrosities. Another guy cleaned his doll's lady parts with a baby bottle brush.

As grossed out as I am, perhaps I've taken the wrong attitude. I exhibit some off-kilter antics like eating only the hard edges of a chocolate chip cookie or worse, sometimes I'll watch two hours of CSI Miami even though I've already seen the episodes! Crazy, right?



*If you haven't seen the video, consider yourselves lucky. Don't watch it. I warned you.

10 Comments:

Blogger Constance said...

OMG, I watched that over at Jonniker's, too. The way that one guy said the DOLL would miss HIM, TOO. ICCCCKKKY!!!

1/05/2008 12:33:00 PM  
Blogger joe said...

The video is a little creepy, but what's a little more off putting is that you can even buy a "used" one on eBay. Ewww...

1/05/2008 06:55:00 PM  
Blogger Sparkling Red said...

That documentary looks fascinating. I can't wait to watch the whole thing. I love seeing this type of oddball stuff.

1/06/2008 06:32:00 AM  
Blogger Julie Pippert said...

I guess...I guess I'm glad they are fixated on the dolls. All things considered.

1/06/2008 08:38:00 AM  
Blogger LindaJ said...

Okay, where were you to warn me about 2 girls one cup??? i didn't eat for days
UGH!!! And the rubber doll thing, a bottle brush??? EWWWW!

1/06/2008 02:37:00 PM  
Blogger Marianas Pride said...

Man, and I thought I was kinky. Wicked stuff! Even grosses me out!

1/06/2008 03:13:00 PM  
Blogger carrie said...

Dolls are for children.

End of story.

1/06/2008 08:15:00 PM  
Blogger Mrs. Blogoway said...

what about the "doll repairman" who had used other people's dolls over the years?! Disgusting.

1/07/2008 05:55:00 PM  
Blogger Melinda Zook said...

I am sooo grossed out right now!!!! I guess I was a bit naive...I never would have thunk there was something so, so very insane going out out there such as this. I honestly feel so bad for these guys...

1/07/2008 08:23:00 PM  
Blogger Butrfly Garden said...

I got probably twenty minutes into it.

Thanks for that.


hahaha

(Wouldn't it be like screwing a dead person?!?!?!)

1/13/2008 01:19:00 PM  

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